This is everything.
I want to one day find out that alt_melania was run by actual Melania
This is glorious
depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”
ugh
March 22.
May your volume stay strong.
May your headphones never break.
May you always keep believing in the idea.
May your eyeliner never run out.
May your wristbands never break.
May your eyeliner be waterproof.
you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol
tooth decay
they’ll never hear what you used to say
yr name in my mouth feels like tooth decay
when u get like this no one wants to talk to you anymore
I wasn’t paying attention and i accidentally made myself unlovable
Do you think the Russian agents were briefed beforehand on what a shithole this website is, or did some poor bastard in Krasnoyarsk get blindsided by their first random anon demanding their opinion on whether or not sexbot yiffing is problematic or empowering
Some sad sack from a troll farm in Smolensk: All right listen up gang. Who can tell me what this means?
*points to a white board with the words ‘big yeet’ written on it, underlined and circled*